As The World (in)Terns

Hi. I work at a company that hires interns for the summer. This is their story.

I realize I never post anymore. Truth be told, there’s nothing TO post. The interns this year are boring as shit. Tweedle Bag is trying to convince one of the Cast of HBO’s Girls that her boyfriend is gay, that’s pretty much all that’s happened in the last couple of weeks.

I’ve found that 90% of questions I am asked can be answered with “Because fuck you, that’s why.”Via someecards

I’ve found that 90% of questions I am asked can be answered with “Because fuck you, that’s why.”

Via someecards

I just made a comment to John Tucker about Arizona not being American. I feel like he may not have gotten that I was referring to their crazy politics, and instead thought I was making a racist comment. I don’t want John Tucker thinking I’m a racist.

I’ve found the best way to deter Lite Brite from asking me stupid questions. No matter what she asks me, I reply with “I don’t know, ask JoJo.”

Side note regarding Title IX training - I need a new nickname for Europe Butt.

Today the interns went thru their Title IX training. They learned that it is NOT appropriate to tell someone that “those pants make your butt look great”, as Ginuwine sang “is there anymore room for me in those jeans” over Admissions Radio..

Overheard two of the interns talking about the valuable experience they’re gaining here. Yeah, if you plan on selling knives over the phone for the rest of your life.

Today’s coffee selection.

Today’s coffee selection.

So we had a coloring contest, because we are all adults. Tasked with designing a flag for our team, this was what I came up with. I feel it gloriously expresses our team motto, “it’s just pizza.”

So we had a coloring contest, because we are all adults. Tasked with designing a flag for our team, this was what I came up with. I feel it gloriously expresses our team motto, “it’s just pizza.”